Happy Turkey Day!

Your Stuffing Be Tasty, 

May Your Turkey Be Plump. 

May Your Potatoes 'N Gravy 

Have Nary A Lump. 

May Your Yams Be Delicious. 

May Your Pies Take The Prize, 

May Your Thanksgiving Dinner 

STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS!!!
-Anonymous

Happy Holidays!